Once upon a time, in the summer of 1983 to be more precise, bombshell Kim Basinger had a flick with a German playboy called Ron Britton. She let him take pictures of her in the nude (hey, that was long before the internet). Now he sold those to German tabloids, as you would expect. I've uploaded the somewhat disappointing result here. Let's hope for her he was a better lover than a photographer.

Ousted Miss Universe Says She Was Misled
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's dethroned Miss Universe, committed to a career in the police, was quoted as saying Wednesday she had performed her duties diligently but had been misled over the scale of the title holder's job.
Oxana Fedorova, replaced by Miss Panama in a New York ceremony, told the tabloid daily Komsomolskaya Pravda that she had been astonished at U.S. press reports that she had been lazy, capricious and unworthy of the title.
"There is not a grain of truth in this ... I gave up the title voluntarily. Such are my personal circumstances," Fedorova told the daily in a front-page article entitled "Patriot or Flighty Woman?"
"Before I won, no one told me anything about the conditions of the contract. I never thought there would be so many commitments. And I never had any intention of abandoning my university work. So I told the organizers that I had to go home and of course they couldn't wait months for me to come back."
Fedorova, 24, is to defend a thesis on private security companies at St. Petersburg's Interior Ministry Police University later this year. The daily quoted an Interior Ministry official as saying she had recently been named a police captain.
Fedorova's removal was the first in the history of the pageant. Organizers said she had failed to carry out her responsibilities, while press reports suggested she had gained weight, married or become pregnant.
She said future competitors would have to decide whether they wanted to work as models.
"I did when I was 17. Now I work in the Interior Ministry and I'm proud of it," she told the daily.
A school friend told Komsomolskaya Pravda the ousted beauty queen had a dark-haired boyfriend who was a "big businessman." Fyodorov was coy about suggestions he was wealthy. "Is that so?" she said. "I can't say, I really can't say."