You probably know by now that the television presenter claimed to be the man at the centre of Ulrika Jonsson's rape allegations is ITV presenter John Leslie, former boyfriend of Catherine Zeta Jones (pic above). And if you didn't know, well, it seems at least one humble weblog has helped you a bit.

UK newspapers have been awash with coverage of the affair since Jonathan Ross claimed during a TV interview with Jonsson last Friday that the man concerned was a "TV presenter" who had forced himself on other women.

But for me, the most interesting development in the Ulrika story is her court order banning ex-lover Stan Collymore from selling an explicit video of the pair having sex.

The former football star was told he cannot sell video footage, stills or photographs showing Ulrika Jonsson naked or having sex with him and must hand over all his material to her lawyers.

The video, said to have been made on holiday in Jamaica, shows scenes of the two making love.

Former Liverpool striker Collymore, whom Jonsson dumped after he beat her up in a Paris bar during the 1998 World Cup, was said to have offered the video for sale.

His lawyer, Jonathan Crystal, was reported to be seeking offers for the explicit footage.

Readers can contribute a few pennies, so at least we'll have a private copy!

You could have asked yourself when flipping thru magazines why all the models have always clearly erected nipples when shot with tight or transparent shirts, while the women you see in the street are rarely that excited.

The answer is of course that the photographer asked them to appear so. After a few times, he doesn't have to, since the model knows by herself what is expected from her. Sometimes she would use ice, nonchalantly left in a glass on the table near her, as if ice cubes were a standard accessory in make-up; and sometimes she'll discretely use her hands.

Now, if she's not a model but a superstar, she isn't expected to do anything by her own hands, even not play with her breasts. Therefore the stylist assistant will oblige, generally without mentionning it, as if he/she is just arranging the outfit. The others - photographer, PR, fashion editor, assistants etc - will pretend not to notice what's going on. After a few minutes, he/she will have to play with the star's nipples again. Photo sessions are real downers.

Now, if she's not just any superstar but the one and unique Jennifer Lopez, she will have a professional nipple tweaker. In the pic above (bigger version here), you can see him at work (white shirt, the guy in the black sweatshirt is playing only with her hair). J.Lo then asked him to slide up his hand under her net T-shirt.

The results of his efforts can be clearly noticed here. Dozens of bystanders in L.A. watch the star then performing for the camera till the effect slowly disappeared. The star then got another treatment, not forgeting to take a sip from her helper. The clip, by the way, is for a new album called "This is me... now". Yeah, tell me about it.