KID YOU NOT ... WE DID IT
Robbie admits Nic romp (at last)

Robbie Williams has confessed to bedding Nicole Kidman.

He admits to the romance in his song How Peculiar, which appears on new album Escapology.

It confirms the rumours about the couple which snowballed after he was caught coming out of The Dorchester in the early hours last Christmas while Nicole was staying there.

How Peculiar's lyrics include: "Bend your long legs against the sofa. In The Dorchester you can get all your bran. I'm not into hard sports." The lyrics get even raunchier. "Rub me rub me up right lovely If you lick it, then lick it battery. Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush."

It is just over a year since Robbie and Nicole met to shoot the video for their Somethin' Stupid duet, which hit No1.

The raunchy vid featured them frolicking in bed with Nicole in just her underwear.

Now it seems their frolics carried on after the cameras stopped rolling.

Their trysts included secret meetings on Nicole's boat in Sydney harbour last November as he toured Australia.

The romance fizzled out earlier this year. Robbie has been dating Rod Stewart's estranged ex, Rachel Hunter, for four months, buying a £3.5million LA mansion for them to share two months ago.

Now Robbie, who has picked up the first £10million instalment of his new £80million EMI deal, has bought Rachel a "friendship ring."

My US source adds: "It's not an engagement ring. It's just a very sweet thing to do." Escapology is out on November 18. Meanwhile, Nicole is in London house-hunting. And guess where she's staying. No, not Travelodge...The Dorchester.

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