Speaking of ELLE UK, I have in front of me the December issue (worst of all the bad December issues. The best goes to Vogue Paris and a terrific Jalouse issue, more about that later). In the beauty section (there's nothing interesting in the fashion section), journalist (?) Zoe Williams has an article with the catching headline: "Too posh to wash?". It's about trendy people who "look one sponge bath short of a full hygiene routine".

Who are these people? Williams names Stella McCartney, Jodie Kidd and Kate Moss. Quote:
"Even the shabbily chic Jefferson Hack has confided that his beloved Kate 'smell of piss' on one of their early rendez-vous".