The Ridiculous Pose of the Month prize goes to Jade Parfitt for the pic above (bigger scan here), from the ELLE UK December issue. The photographer, if you can call him so, portrays Jade in a poodle parlour, in bizarre metal dresses and in a, well, doggie atmosphere. In one of the pics -- I'm not cruel enough to scan it -- she's on all four, complete with collars and chains. If you're a Jade Parfitt fan, this is the only pic from the ed you'll find acceptable.