Turkey? Where's Turkey? The Natalia Vodianova article in Vogue US this month sticks to the official bio of the new CK girl.

Vogue's intro is simple enough: At 15 Natalia left home to fend for herself by selling fruit in a marker in the industrial town of Nizhniy Novgorod, 250 east of Moscow. At 17 she left Russia to try her luck as a model in Paris. At 19 she felt in love with the son of an English viscount, had his baby and three months later was starring in the YSL show. When they married, in a three-days extravaganza of a wedding, she was 20, he was 33.

There is no word of the "catalogues" she starred in at the beginning of her career, in fact no question is asked about her first two years outside Russia. There is no mention of her first agency, no quote from the people she left. We're not talking Pulitzer stuff here. But there are so many holes, so many improbable claims, the whole think is so inconsistent that I decided to post here the Vogue quotes "as is".

The whole piece is a build-up to the CK campaign anyway. Fabien Baron, CK's creative director, is quoted as saying Natalia will be one of the big Calvin Klein girls, "like Kate Moss or Brooke Shields" -- an incredibly rude thing to say for Jessica Miller, who still appeared in CK ads when this article went to press.

The article is based on a joint interview with Natalia and her husband. The highlights:

About the fruit stall story: "It's true. I would go and help my mother. It amazes me to think that at the age of eleven to thirteen, I used to carry tens and tens of boxes, each of wich weighted 30 kilos, without even thinking it was heavy! But it wasn't going well, because my mother is not a very good businesswoman. So at fifteen I rented an apartment with my friend, and we started our own stall".

About her family: "My mother had three different daughters by three different fathers. One of my sisters is an invalid, so it's difficult to talk about her. Never mind. It's over now".

About her debuts: "When I was 14 a boyfriend introduced me to a 'modeling academy' where we leaned things like how to say poetry, and never had any photographs taken. It was more like going for fun (…) When a scout from Paris came up, he told me, 'you are going to Paris, and you will do well, but only if you learn English in three months'.
"I was living in this little town with my family and friends, and nothing was ever going to change. So when the guy caled me back and sent me papers, that was it. I got my ticket, and I came. I wasn't frightened. I'm not a scared person. I had nothing to lose. Only something better could happen to me".

About Paris: "I arrived with a look that said 'don't mess with me'. I arrived with a feeling like that. I didn't really trust people.
"I got 500 francs a week. I would buy a ticket for the metro for fifteen francs, spend about 100 francs on food and the rest of the money I would happily spend on clothes. I had totally enough money".

About her first date with Justin: "We met at a dinner arranged by a mutual friend -- the Russian scout -- at Georges, the restaurant at the top of the Pompidou Center in Paris. I really wasn't meant to be at the dinner, but destiny lured me there. Justin was flirting with my girlfriend at the other side of the table, and when he came to sit next to me, I reacted really badly. We were fighting for the next two hours, screaming at each other. He was drunk, I was drunk, and everyone was laughing. His best friend said, 'Look, Justin has found his wife!"

About the pregnancy: "(Justin) orchestrated a second meeting. And he wasn't drunk. I melted And then we never separated". Portman: "We basically said, if it happens, it happens. And a day later, she was pregnant".

About her earnings "Some of the CK money I redirect to Nizhniy Novgorod, where I arranged nursing care and housing for my disabled sister and my mother, who is only 39. She's my baby. I want to spoil her now, make sure she's happy. She's had such a hard-core life. Wherever I work or I don't work, it doesn't matter. Because I already have everything I want, right here."

Fun fact 1 : The Viscountess Penelope Portman, mother of the Honorable Justin Portman, says in the article she admires Natalia's family and their values (the three husbands bit perhaps?).

Fun fact 2: The "mutual" friend is portrayed as French in the scout tale, and as Russian in the Georges dinner tale.

Fun fact 3: Even if she ate only a Mcdonald junior hamburger every 24 hours, drinking water from the public fountains, Natalia Volodianova couldn't possibly live on a 100 francs a week food budget in Paris.

Fun fact 4: If she took his family name, she would be called Natalia Portman, confusing a lot of Star Wars fans.

Related links:
---> The bigger scan of the cute pic above is here

---> The bigger version from yesterday's pic is here

---> This is the diner pic

---> tigerrouge's comments and link to Natalia's Turkish pictures