PAGE SIX published to day its list of the Most Eligible Babes in New York for 2003. The NY Post will archive the item in a week, while we'll need it all year long, that's why I'm posting it here the most interesting options. Choose your pick:

* Serena Boardman , 31, and Samantha Boardman, 30. Serena is taller and blonder. Samantha is the doctor who dated Conde Nast editorial director James Truman and now Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter. Pro: They seem to like older men. Con: Their new step-mother, Arriana, is a bit younger than they are.

* Cecily Brown, 32. Painter repped by Larry Gagosian managed to bring a taste of British sex, drugs and rock-and-roll back into the humdrum art world (if but for a Warhol minute). Pro: Her fingernails are always clean, unlike most artists. Con: Her last boyfriend fell out of a window during a wild art party.

* Joy Bryant. 26. This Bronx-born former Tommy Hilfiger model has a breakout performance in Denzel Washington's "Antwone Fisher." Pro: Attended Yale University. Con: Who knows if anyone will remember her by this time next year?

* Naomi Campbell, 32. Jet-setting supermodel has dated rock stars, movie stars, fashion designers - even a flamenco dancer - but no one can get her to the altar. Pro: A tremendous hostess who works the room to make everyone feel welcome. Con: Might still have to work on substance-abuse and anger-management issues.

* Elisabeth Kieselstein-Cord, 23. By far the best-looking bauble her jewelry designer dad Barry Kieselstein-Cord ever produced, this sexy socialite has been turning heads since she was a tyke (when she was only 12, INXS rocker Michael Hutchence wanted to date her.) Pro: Her dad's company makes $50 million a year. Con: Her dad once menaced a New York Observer reporter who profiled her.

* Rosario Dawson. 23. Gorgeous East Village native has beguiled Josh Jackson of "Dawson's Creek" and J.Lo's ex Cris Judd. Pro: Her luminous looks brightened Spike Lee's lacklustre "25th Hour." Con: Some say ego is expanding quicker than her acting career, but they're probably just jealous.

* Kelli Delaney, 32. Fashion editor at the much-buzzed about Us Weekly is an eye-popping blonde who is on "best friends forever" terms with the city's fashion mafia. Pro: More fun than a barrelful of drunk monkeys. Con: Has the expensive tastes of a fashion editor. If you can afford the YSL Mombasa bag for Valentine's Day, gangs away!

* . Svelte, feline-eyed Christy Turlington look-alike editor who has held top posts at New York, Details and Talk magazines. Pro: Disturbingly gorgeous, disturbingly intelligent. Cons: Tough as nails on anyone who doesn't have the facts, ma'am.

* Maggie Gyllenhaal, 24. "It Girl" actress appeared in what seemed like 99 percent of all movies released in 2002. Pro: Seemed to actually enjoy being spanked by James Spader in "Secretary." Con: "It Boy" brother Jake Gyllenhaal is her constant companion.

* Amanda Hearst and her cousin Lydia Hearst-Shaw. Both 19. With their fashion model looks and blueblood lineage, these bright young things are threatening to usurp their pals Paris and Nicky Hilton as the scions du jour. Pro: Polite, well-mannered and unsullied by scandal. Con: Clock is ticking until they become as overexposed as the Hilton Sisters.

* Nicky Hilton. 19. One-half of honey-haired hotel heiress sister team, Nicky is a regular on the Manhattan party circuit, while her more sybaritic sibling Paris spends most of her time on the Left Coast. Pro: More intelligent and self-assured than you would expect. Con: Lookalike boyfriend Brian McFayden, a former MTV talking head.

* Carmen Kass. 24. Icy-eyed Estonian-born supermodel is said to be single again after a long relationship with Butter co-owner Richie Akiva. Pro: Once declared herself "the richest girl in Estonia." Con: Travels constantly for modeling shoots.

* Alicia Keys. 22. Raised in Hell's Kitchen, this Grammy-grabbing songbird wowed audiences and critics with her soulful debut album, "Songs in A Minor." Pro: Her smoldering looks match her musical talent. Con: Intense touring schedule.

* James King. 23. Model-turned-movie starlet (she played a nurse in "Pearl Harbor" and the lead in this year's "Bulletproof Monk"). Pro: Likes bad boys. Her fashion photog beau David Sorrenti died of a Heroin overdose. Also dated white-trash rapper Kid Rock. Con: Recovering heroin addict with lots of tattoos.

* Heidi Klum. 29. Days after announcing her split with her hairdresser hubby Ric Pipino, this Victoria's Secret stunner was photographed smooching Red Hot Chili Pepper Anthony Keidis. Pro: Nicknamed "The Body" for her jaw-dropping figure. Con: Unimpressed model mogul John Casablancas calls her "the bland German sausage."

* Lisa Ling, 29. The California native lived here for three years while co-hosting "The View," and she's a New Yorker now, even if she has gotten an apartment in D.C. Pro: Her grandfather was a mack daddy brothel-owner in Taiwan who had three concubines and 30 children. Con: She'll be traveling non-stop for her new gig at National Geographic.

* Lynda Lopez, 29. J. Lo's TV reporter sister has her sibling's beauty and outgoing personality, minus the constant scrutiny of prying paparazzi. Pro: Courageously railed against unsightly panty lines at press conference for Stayfree Thong Maxi in front of a Midtown drug store last July. Con: Dating K-Rock deejay/"Entertainment Tonight" reporter Chris Booker.

* Bridget Marks, 32. This single mother of twin 3-year-old girls is a romance novelist who recently signed with the Janklow-Nesbitt literary agency to sell her first book, "September." Pro: Looks haven't changed since she posed nude in Playboy. Con: Knows too many secrets.

* Rie Rasmussen, 23. Danish supermodel best known for playing Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' lesbian lover in Brian De Palma's "Femme Fatale." Pro: Rolling Stone gushed that her screen debut was "the greatest, most stirring gratuitous lesbo sex scene ever." Con: Potential boyfriends must compete with sexually ravenous Rie's real-life lady loves.

* Amy Sacco, 34. Ex-model-turned-nightclub queen is the unpretentious blonde owner of hot spots Lot 61 and Bungalow 8, towering over the competition with her clever humor and 6-foot-1 frame (add three inches with heels, which she always wears). Pro: Doesn't mind diminutive men . . . and has a vintage Mercedes ragtop. Con: She is very tall.

* Chloe Sevigny, 29. Indie film fave with dreamy saucer eyes made her mark as a troubled youth in "Kids" and as Hilary Swank's smokin' gal-pal in "Boys Don't Cry." The suburban Connecticut-raised scenester moved on to become a downtown fashion plate and party fixture. Pro: Likes making out with boys and girls. Con: Wears really stupid clothes made by flea market deconstructionist designers Imitation of Christ.

* Rena Sindhi, 32. She's beautiful and rich and newly divorced. Pro: She's the hostess with the mostest who has even written a book about her soirees. Con: She's the mother of two children.

* Leelee Sobieski, 20. A descendent of Polish kings, she grew up on the Upper East Side and the Camargue bayou in France, and she's sophistivated way beyond her years. Pro: Said she was the first virgin ever to play Joan of Arc (in the 1999 made-for-TV version). Con: At nearly 6-feet, she's too tall for many men.

* Plum Sykes, 32. Before Nicky and Paris, there were the fabulous Sykes sisters, Plum and Lucy. The beautiful British arrivistes Jimmy Choo-ed their way through Manhattan's clique-ish fashion doors. Lucy got married. Plum pens for Vogue. Pro: After splitting with droll art star Damien Loeb, she managed to nab a $600,000 book contract for her upcoming "Bergdorf Blondes" tome. Con: Still a sucker for droll artist types.

* Ivanka Trump, 21. Daughter of The Donald and Ivana has put modeling career on hold to study at Wharton. Pro: She's 5-foot-11. Con: Tough competition from New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and one of the Rothschilds in London.

The Smoking Gun has uploaded some of the letters against the Victoria's Secret Show that arrived to CBS and the FCC. It's even worst than you thought. And the letters praising the show are even scarrier.