By Jeannette Walls, MSNBC

Is Michelle two-faced?

Did Patricia Heaton dis Michelle Pfeiffer on “David Letterman”? The star of “Everybody Loves Raymond” was on the talk show earlier this week, and blasted an actress she refused to name. But she dropped some pretty broad hints.

“A cover of a big fashion magazine just came out this month and a very famous actress is on the front,” Heaton said. “I open up and see inside . . . she’s saying in it, ‘Oh, you know Botox and plastic surgery scare me,’ and I thought, ‘Oh, that’s interesting because I just interviewed the [plastic surgeon] that did you.”

Gossip fans who are clever enough to put two and two together noticed that Michelle Pfeiffer is on the cover of the current issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Inside she says, “Plastic surgery really scares me. Even Botox scares me.”

Heaton also ridiculed the unnamed actress for discussing her fondness for carbohydrates, saying “she weighs like 90 pounds.” In the Bazaar article, Pfeiffer says, “I’m a carbohydrate person.”

Heaton discussed her own plastic surgery on Letterman, saying that it’s unfair for celebrities to pretend they look so fabulous merely by eating well and doing sit-ups. Spokeswomen for Heaton and Pfeiffer didn’t return calls for comment.

My humble weblog is a little slow today, because my post about the upcoming nude ad for YSL was mentionned on heavy referrer sites. You might find some interest in the hundreds (!) of comments the female readers of fark.com had on the hairy model, here. And if someone ever tells you the stats about 10% of homosexuals are blown up, you can tell him from my part than more than 20% of the refered hits to the item come from gay forums. Hey, even the fucking NYT has a follow-up about the hair chest of de Cubber (free regis. needed, article here). According to Le Monde today, de Cubber, 25, is subject to hundreds of harrasment calls, most from women, some from homosexuals.
If you're an hetero male reader that begins to feel unsecure with this sudden surge in male nudity, you can find back your balance in this amusing site.
Update: I posted a bigger scan of the ad in December - Here is the post .