1. No top-model for London's top-job: Party chiefs have rejected an appeal by former model Nikki Page to go back on the shortlist for the Tories' London mayoral candidate.

2. The model accused (I can't find a neutral word for this, LOL) of sleeping with Ralph Lauren in Michael Gross' new book is ... Kim Nye, who starred in the Ralph Lauren campaign for three seasons circa 1997. Thx tigerrouge for the tip and bw for the scan.

3. The Spanish calendar enigma is not solved yet, but Laura Sanchez is everywhere this month, including in GQ Spain.

4. Following my comparison beween Natalia Vodianova in recent eds and Brooke Shields in "Pretty Baby", this Moschino ad is not going to change the perception.